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I didn't know I could walk that much without getting a blister.

May. 8th, 2007 | 12:47 am
mood: crushed crushed

So I went to Las Vegas last Wednesday and stayed until Sunday morning. Let me break down the trip for you.

Wednesday:
Get up at 5AM to get ready to drive for 9 and a half hours to Vegas.
-Drive through the most depressing looking scenery ever imaginable.
-Buy a police scanner for amusement for the trip,and realize that doesn't work very well... you know.. in areas where there is a total population of 18
-Got to Vegas and immediately want to stay in the room for the whole trip. It was so awesome.MGM signature is the shit(good shit..)
-Attempted to write a paper while drinking a 700 oz(?) 'Hurricane' (Bacardi Slurpee), and realize that you wasted 18$ immediately after you buy it.
-Have your friends show up and bug you about writing a paper while in Las Vegas..."Yes, I do know I am in Vegas, and Yes I am not drunk. Thanks for pointing that out"
-Write 2 poorly written pages about Media Violence effects on Children and then get called twice to come down to the bar.
-Go to said bar and get told that they are all leaving to go to a casino about a half mile away...
-Realize they are all shit face drunk and can't walk. Try to hold up friend that weigh more then you (except one friend.) In 50 MPH winds. Its pretty fucking difficult.
-Fall Asleep on the floor of the hotel room at 4 AM on Thursday only to be..

Thursday
-.. Awoken at 8 AM because the guy who called it an early night decided to wake everyone up by talking loudly. Thanks jerk...
-Uh what did I this day?
- Finished up paper and sent it in. I hope I can scrape by with at least 50% of the points possible..
- Ate the most delicious pork sandwich ever.. EVER Thank you Margaritaville!
- See awesome sunglasses then realize that 300$ is all you have left for your trip...
- What else did I do today?
- No seriously.. I didn't even drink today...
- Friend's future wife shows up they immediately have sex on in the car.. Probably. I can't verify this.
- Oh I took a nap today! Thats why I can't remember.
- Oh and I ate at the rain forest cafe and also saw that Caesers Palace Atlantis statue show thingy...
- Oh I got asked to leave bars constantly, as well as casinos, it was neato.
- Slept on the floor again.. Fuckkkkk

Friday
- Put 100$ on the Sabers game. I love Drury!
- Saw the Blue Man group. They are pretty cool.
- Gambled a little more.
- Watched more people get drunk.
- Ate at Trevi, it was yummy.
- The Venetian is a really nice hotel.

Saturday
- Ate brunch from 11:45-3:00pm Oh man Champagne was plentiful. So was the Orange Juice.
- Met up with some more people originally from Napa. They were pretty cool.
- Saw Tournament of Kings and got sick off of their food. HUNGARY RULES! Even though he lost every competition..
- Finally picked up my money.
- Stayed in the last night, felt sick off uncooked chicken.
- Won many Viking hats though.. so it was worth it.

Sunday
- Drama in the wee hours.
- Drove 11 hours back to Napa.. I am never driving there again.
- Crazy kids shooting Bebe guns at each other in Fresno.
- Left Viking hats inside friends car.
- Got home and passed out in bed.


It was an alright trip I guess... The walking wasn't so bad, however.. the annoying prostitute peddlers on the sides of the streets were. "Back off dude, I don't want to call that skanky hoe" You couldn't walk a quarter of a block without running into one of them. It was quite annoying. So was getting carded everywhere I went. Ok... I am in a bar.. I am not drinking.. can I just sit here with my friends and watch them get hammered? Is that to much to ask for? Apparently it is. There were some good moments though.. I suppose.

In other news I went to the Sharks losing effort tonight. Boy oh boy did the yuppies come out "Wowwwww Hasok is MAGICAL" "Why did they stop play the guy just touched the puck.." "Can you please sit down you are cheering to much"

ITS A FUCKING HOCKEY GAME YOU STUPID TWAT! I WILL SIT WHEN I WANT I WIL STAND WHEN I WANT IF YOU DONT LIKE IT GO GET SECURITY AND TELL THEM THAT YOU WANT TO ENJOY YOUR GAME WITH ME SITTING DOWN! God damn whore, maybe if you paid a little more attention to the game you would've enjoyed it more.

Also, to those fans that filed out with 2 minutes left. I hope you all hit traffic on the way back. God damn fair weather fans...

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MMMMMMMARRRRLEEEEEAAAAUUUUU

Apr. 20th, 2007 | 11:47 pm
mood: ecstatic ecstatic



MMMMMMARRRRRRLEEAAUUUUUUUU

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Damn it. Also, "The Office" rocks.

Apr. 14th, 2007 | 11:10 pm
mood: optimistic optimistic

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach


Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.


Also, yea I just finished "The Office" season 1. (The Americanized one.) What a great show, I really like the relationship between Jim and Pam, and Dwight is one of my favorite characters of all time.

"Shcrute's produce thirsty babies" XD Awesome.

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Sharks, Porn Staches and Pinko's.

Apr. 12th, 2007 | 09:37 pm
mood: Woooo

As the title suggests I forgot about this. Whoops is all I can say. Anyway since the last time I posted a few things have happened; I finally got some new hockey gloves. Oh boy was that a depressing day. I also finished BSG season 2, and I am contemplating whether or not I should download season 3 from some shady torrent site. What else, what else, what else... Oh yeah hopefully changing positions at Target, and maybe getting a chance to interact with people! I also got my new favorite hoody from  http://threadless.com/?from=3v- (click the link and buy stuff damnit!)


 
So first of all my new hockey gloves! They are awesome, unfortunately they are an inch to large, and now I have to find a way of shrinking them.. or using 2 different gloves. (I am fine with the left hand glove being to large the right hand is a problem though.) On the way back from XSport I had the misfortune of seeing a fatal crash involving a motorcycle =/. Well not see the crash itself just the results of the crash. It wasn't pretty at all and really depressing. Not to mention they didn't have the O stick by RBK at Xsport =/. What a crummy day...

On a semi happier note, BSG season 2 was mighty excellent. Especially the end of the season. Way to go Gaius.. Way to go is all I really have to say about you. But I love how #6's sub conscious turned out to be Gaius what a turn of events. What a stache on Adama too. That was an awesome one.. I was thinking of growing a porn stache for the Sharks Playoff run. Wonder if I can pull it off.

Oh speaking of the Sharks the Playoffs have started :D! I missed the game last night due to my own hockey game but we ended up pulling out the win in the end, way to go Rissmiller. Too bad about Cheechoo, although I hate Hartnell for what seem to be a dirty hit in the end I have decided that it was just bad luck and hopefully Cheech comes back in a few games. Thank god we can throw Marleau on the top line and move Pavelski to 2nd line center.



:D wooo look at the pinko's hoody! Yea I know it has wrinkles, and thats because its fresh out of the package! :D


Woo~

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Introductions, Earthquakes, and BSG .... OH MY!

Mar. 1st, 2007 | 10:25 pm
mood: okay okay

    Well here goes the first entry :o

So.. I almost just died. Well not really, but it was a close call. So there I am right... Like on the top step of a ladder at Target, which is where I work by the way, anyway there I am; getting a beanbag down from the top shelf. I am blasting Intergalactic by the beastie boys when all of the sudden the ladder starts shaking.. then everything starts shaking.. and there I am on top of a 10 foot ladder above a steel grated(I can see to the floor below so I think this is the correct term) floor. I am freaking out at this point luckily the earthquake stopped as soon as it begun and I was able to get down. What a close call.

Ohhhhh man... guess what came out today! 9koOh RBK you are so crazy if you think I am going to pay $350 for this stick.. .. Damn that is a sexy stick.. Damn I better start saving up..

In other news I recently watched the entire first season of Battle Star Galactica. Now... I get the feeling that I must subscribe to the SCIFI network =/. Damn these writers and their storytelling ways.. Hooking me onto this show like a heroin addict is very unfair. What a great first season though. Gaius is probably my favorite male character for just being insane, and my favorite female character obviously goes to Sharon "Boomer" Valerri. Oh 'boomer' why must you torment me with your obvious cuteness.. I mean I know you are going to just become an evil Cylon but I can't hate you.. I just can't. At least not the one on Caprica. I think the writers made her getting pregnant quite obvious. 'Hey.. lets do it and never stop' *day later* /Puke "Oh.. it must have been those beans we ate.. yea.. the beans..." Who didn't see that coming? But BSG 'Boomer' How dare you toy with my emotions like that. I honestly did not see that ending coming. (By the way where the hell was her gun? Was it like.. not obvious to anyone who was in the control room that she was holding a pistol?) Anyway I am infatuated with Grace Park

<3~



Oh hooray tomorrow is pay day!

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